Perfect Timing
posted by jeut @ 10:37 PM
20 comments
jeut
This is not fiction.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
About Me
- Name: jeut
I assure you this is not fiction. Jeut is what you would see if you opened the top of my head and looked inside.
Background
- How it Happened - Part I
- How it Happened - Part II
- Reality Television
- When worlds collide...
- Gym
- Electronic Time Capsules
If you're new here, these few entries will help you understand Jeut and his story a little better.
Previous Posts
- Easy come, easy go (or It just isn't my week this ...
- Lunch-time heals all wounds.
- Band-Aid for Self Esteem
- Gym
- When worlds collide...
- Happiest day I've had in weeks.
- How it happened - Part II
- How it happened - Part I
- Abortion humour isn't always appropriate.
- Practice makes perfect... Right?
20 Comments:
My city is waaayy too small. Hahaha. I couldn't have planned that even if I had wanted to. :-P
Having just had a crash-course in jeut over the last ten minutes, that post was a highly welcome addition.
You are lovely.
Ms Fits: Thank you very much. :)
JackT: My apologies! "Pash" is Aussie slang for "Kiss". Thanks. :)
Hello Jeut.
May I suggest that in such a situation, pretend you planned the whole thing.
If so, the women in question will either take you to be a detached existentialist hero, as they offer you a threesome, or you'll be slapped off your bar stool, thus gaining the amused admiration of your drinking buddies.
I'm sorry to say I speak from bitter(sweet) experience.
Unbelievable!!! Is your city that small?!?!
BTW, I love his smirk! ;)
Winters: Hehehe. Describing the look on her face alone was enough entertainment for my drinking buddies. But I'll be suggesting a threesome next time for sure. ;-) Haha.
Gav: I'll have to make sure to protect myself. As for my city? It's big enough to keep my girlfriend options plenty open, but small enough that word travels VERY quickly.
ChickyBabe: It is indeed. She'd just finished work and bumped into us on our lunchbreak. That wasn't the only girl who stopped to say Hi either, but it was definitely the most humerous. :-P
Such a small world - scary smmall!
Hilarious and been there too ;-)
Scarily small indeed! But hey, at least it's never boring. ;-)
that is awesome *bows down to your greatness*.
What did she say after that??
Tee hee, Rise! Rise! You are worthy, fellow comic-book blogger! Hahaha. Thanks. ;-)
I think it went kinda like:
Me: You know who that was?
Her: Yes.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: *grins* Hahaha.
Her: ...
hahahaha.
Revenge is sweet, Karma is good. That is all.
how do you say 'pashing'. Like: paashing, or like pah-shing? *and is it a good word to use towards your loved one-of is it along the lines of grudge-f-ing, where you only 'pash' people you don't really CARE abt?
( you aussies have some of the coolest sayings! ) do you know how many people I know who use 'No Worries' ?
BUT: abt this particular post...did 'the other chick' really show UP?! Jeez, is the guy scum or do 'we' really LIKE him?
Steph: Amen. ;)
~d: You say pashing like "paashing", ie, kissing someone passionatley.
As for the last part of your comment... umm, you kinda lost me there. Yes, the 'other chick' really did show up without warning. I'm not sure which 'we' you're referring to, but if 'the guy' is me, then I am not scum. :) Haha.
Oh, and I didn't address the "loved one" issue. I guess you could liken "pashing" to "making out" (to use slang from the 'States :-P). It's more of a sexy kiss than a tender kiss. That shouldn't restrict it to people you don't care about, though.
Anyone care to help me elaborate on this one?
Thats called cosmic intervention.
Moments like that make you wonder if there is a god, you can never quiet be sure but you do know if there is one (s)he has a killer sense of humor.
On the pash thing, its something every one was doing it in the 80's now its more just kids and teenagers that 'pash'.
"How about a quick pash?" he said.
I love it. But then, I do have the english love of innuendo.
Carry on pashing...
I love the word pashing - definitely not just for teens :) I think it refers to kissing "passionately" ie: pash.
OK-I like it. I am not sure I can say it, but you can bet your a$$ i will try my DAMNDEST to use that in a conversation...use pashing and MEAN it and SOUND like I know what it means...YAY for pashing.
***jeut***
loving the 'I am not scum'. ( and the help and explanations of pash.) Very kind of you to solicite that for me.
Pearl Jam: Heh heh heh. Of course God has a sense of humour! Just look at the platypus! :-P
Kerry: Hehehe. Cheers. ;-) I was feeling pretty smug after that! Haha.
Winters: How about a quick pash? What, now? :-P
M: Yeah, that was my thoughts too. :-)
~d: Haha, no worries. Good luck with that! If you'd like any more advice on Aussie slang, feel free to drop me a line! :-)
so what happended after the laughter? :)
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