Personal Trainer
posted by jeut @ 7:47 PM
16 comments
jeut
This is not fiction.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
About Me
- Name: jeut
I assure you this is not fiction. Jeut is what you would see if you opened the top of my head and looked inside.
Background
- How it Happened - Part I
- How it Happened - Part II
- Reality Television
- When worlds collide...
- Gym
- Electronic Time Capsules
If you're new here, these few entries will help you understand Jeut and his story a little better.
Previous Posts
- Anthropomorphising
- Because you're a smart-ass, that's why!
- Casual dinner with friends...
- Promises are made to be broken.
- My Sociopathic Friend
- Motivation
- "Right-sizing"
- Rose-tinted world
- Electronic Time Capsules
- Perfect Timing
16 Comments:
hehehehehhe :) I would love to know how many people join the gym post-breakup... I definitely did!
It's a drug Jeut. Don't do it. Just say no.
I bought an exercise bike, but I think it was broken. Rode it for hours and I was still in the same place. He He...
LOVE IT!!!!
Wow! How buff is your personal trainer. And with hair too!
Can I join that gym, just to perve in the very least?
re: Winters' comment: haha..oh dear..
Jeut, me too me too.. It's just such a long process and you have to be in hiding until improvements can be noticed. That way they see a dramatic change rather than tiny changes over time.
hehehe, nothing like a bit of jealousy to get one motivated :D
Heh heh, thanks for the laugh! I thought this was going to be a story like the time I went to a gym for a "free tour", where they ask you to "fill out your details so they can contact you", and before you know it your signature is on the bottom of a form that says you have signed your life away for a very expensive membership and they are asking "how will you be paying for that today?".
Karen Little: Hehe, thanks Kazza. There should be a mandatory checkbox on gym registration forms: "HAVE YOU CURRENTLY UNDERGONE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP SEVERANCE", then we'd be able to know for sure. ;)
Winters: Ah! You're sooo right! Hahaha. It's slowly getting addictive... slowly!
Natalie: Hehe, thanks! :D Love you too!
Phishez: Haha, yeah, he's pretty buff. There's lots of buff guys working at my gym... especially... considering... they work at a gym!!! :P Haha. It's not like they have to go out of their way or anything to get buff!
Jen: HEY, that's a brilliant idea! We can open up a chain of hotels which specialise in hiding you from the world while you work out at the gym, and then can organise the big presentation of the new-you to all your friends! Sounds like a good business plan to me! ;) I'll deal with the market research, you do the legals, now all we gotta do is get someone to do the (icky) finances! Hehehe.
M: It's the best motivation there is. ;)
Maddy: Hehehehee! Ta!
MTG: Any time! ... heh, yeah, they ARE very pushy. Just because they all look great, it makes them think they'll get an easy sale (especially with tricky forms). WRONG! Haha.
WAA-HAA HAA! I joined the gym too. They asked my weight: I said WHO CARES!
**as for my place and the asexual friend. I am not certain, jeut, I know WHAT THAT would mean for me...what DO YOU think it means?
You suggested it...
Looks like your PT is cracking up so hard, his hair spiked up!
I love the personal touch with the handwritten reason, nicely done Jeut :).
Just remember what you signed up for when your body is in pain!
Why else would one go to the gym?
Health and fitness? Pah!
ohha, I joined the gym, not just to get my Ex jealous but to have all the men I know and dont like wishing for it =)
LOL, Your one of a kind!
Well it is good you told the truth, Because if that's your only reason for going to the Gym, the second you get over your ex-girlfriend (Especially by find a new love interest) you might just loose interest in the gym.
Oh, By the way, if we having an honesty session here, They should have a "Picking up fellow gym members" option on the list of goals for people to check, I know people who go to the gym for that sole reason. (Although I’m not implying that’s one of your goals, and a way of achieving the jealously thing) :P
yet another smile :)
I love your blog! Keep up the good work.
~d: Exactly! They should be asking, "What weight do you want to be?" !! Haha.
ChickyBabe: Thanks. ;) Haha. The pain has been good so far!!
Steph: Yeah! Anyone who says that is lying! Hahahaha. :P
Gav: Maybe we should make new forms for them? And try to sell it to gyms? Haha!
Mone: Hahaha. Has it worked? ;)
Ne-Wo: Haha, well, it's not my ONLY reason for the gym. As I said, it was very tongue-in-cheek.
And yes, I have been chatting up the other gym members. ;) Well, the cute ones, anyway! Hehehehe.
Lexi: Glad to hear it! Thanks! :)
Susanne: Thanks Susi! I'll do my best! hehe
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